john uy - [ jon ooy ]

1. A creature from the country of Canada said to suffer from a curse of eternal hunger. Legend has it that this beast can consume a double whopper and poutine combo and still ask for more. It has been said that Chinese food is it’s only true weakness.

2. An emotionally unstable individual with an ample sense of humour but a deficient sense of fashion. This individual is known for his preference to wear socks with sandals. Humiliation only encourages these acts of fashion crimes.

3. A person of great ambition and aspirations. The desire to be something is what fuels this individual through busy days and sleepless nights. Although family and friends will always come first, dreams of a ‘comfortable’ life comes a very close second.

Synonyms: bizarre, strange, unusual, bottomless pit
Antonyms; stable, normal, ordinary